I worked as a cart pusher at walmart for a while. Among other things, I was in charge of handing out the motorized carts to old people when the other old people who handed out shopping carts were busy.
So this old fat lady in sweatpants waddles in and says she needs a moto-cart, so I [...]

It is the last week of class, and in the next two weeks I have 3 majors papers to write, and two mid-sized articles to translate from German.
So what did I spend today doing? This:

Its nothing really interesting, I guess. It is the scene from the movie ‘Coffee and Cigarettes’ with Jack and Meg White [...]