I was walking home today, (relatively) deep in thought about the paper I am writing. It was quite warm, but the wind was blowing something fierce, tossing about the jacket I had tucked into the crook of my backpack in a capricious and frankly dangerous way, seeing how close it was to my nuts; but [...]

I remember in college Andy Walker and Charlie Kaufman were my two ‘must follow and obsess over’ screenwriters. Whereas Kaufman went on to be nominated for 3 Oscars and a host of other awards and acclaim (and deservedly so), Walker seems to have completely disappeared. Se7en is still a very well written, well paced movie, [...]

Oh, the drama I have caused this bleak midwestern school as it slowly tumbles downhill! Like throwing rocks at an avalanche, I am definitely not part of the solution.
People have routinely asked me to edit my posts- for names, for compromising situations, whatever. I have consistently relied on what I feel is the only pure [...]

O loyal reader. I dont like to complain, honest. I rarely do. But today has been a rather hard day for me.
Why? By all Skinnerian analysis I have behaved as normal on this, the last complete wasted day of spring break. I woke up at 11 (early for me qua vacation), hit the bong until [...]

google thinking now did I take a simple example The following command to start the car. with the same name as the last of The Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper. Society home Page Vero Nihil verius Nothing truer than them. Charles Dickens The Man. Who MISTOOK His Wife for a Hat and a purple Heart [...]

I have ruffled a few feathers, yes, and laid a few eggs, and crowed consistently at the crack of dawn; and I have rooted around in the stale and decaying fall leaves on the porch outside my house, this of course being mid-March, and the leaves of course remaining unraked and slowly recycling via public [...]

If you thought my last blog was disturbing, please dont read this.
It is not meant for you. H will certainly be mad that this has been posted. to the INTERNET.
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eripsa to H > hey… so whats up with T?
H to me > well, he was upset and “wanted to know what’s going on.” i was [...]

I am sick and doped up on nyquil and I have been recieving emails all
day from students who didn’t like the grade I gave them on their paper
and they are all like “but I worked so hard on this shitty paper” and
I’m all like “suck it, bithces” and they are all “but I dont deserve
this [...]