facebook, dreyfus, and individuality

In our discussion of the internet there is at least one website that seems to wholeheartedly support Dreyfus’ claims: facebook. I’m against virtually everything Dreyfus has to say, but it’s hard to not see the blatant support in websites like facebook.

The problems Dreyfus would see (and probably does) with facebook are numerous: by spending time on facebook, you’re no longer contributing to the world around you. You’re practically anonymous, in a list you’ll look the exact same as every other facebook user. There is absolutely no sense of risk, people can do and say whatever they want (and they do). And one point I don’t believe he specifically mentioned but is key to the internet’s support of nihilism, is the dangers of facebook groups to individuality.

When I first came across the facebook group “I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way to Step on that Crunchy-Looking Leaf”, I was overjoyed. I thought I was the only one! However, the problem is that soon it seems that for every quirk, there will be a group. It isn’t at all unreasonable to think of facebook groups called things like “I Set My Alarm Clock to 7:01 because 7:00 is Evil” or “I Turn Salad Dressing Bottles Upside-Down in Grocery Stores” (though there is one called “Squeeze Bottle Booger Haters”, which isn’t surprising) or “I Often Forget and wear my slippers to class.” After awhile, everything quirky you do sounds like a facebook group. The problem, as mentioned, is that there’s a chance that someday ALL of your idiosyncrasies will be shared with 10,000 other people which not only makes them no longer special, but even banal. “Oh yeah, I like folding origami with post it notes, I joined six facebook groups about it the other day.” (well, there aren’t any post it note origami groups yet, but I’m sure there will be soon). What’s more is that there are not only facebook groups that suck out individuality, but there are offshoot groups that seem to iron out every particular aspect of an idiosyncrasy. From a cursory facebook search, there are offshoot groups from the crunchy leaf one not only in the same vein like “I’d go slightly out of my way to step on that crunchy looking pinecone,” “I make a conscious effort to step on crunchy leaves,” and “forget that crunchy-looking leaf, I’m going for the acorn!” but expressing regret, like “Stepping on those Crunchy-Looking Leaves Brighten My Day.” “I hate it when the crunchy-looking leaf isn’t crunchy” or “if I step on a leaf that looks crunchy but isn’t crunchy, I get sad.” There are even reactionary groups like “I don’t give a shit about crunchy-looking leaves” and “I’m not willing to step on crunchy-looking leaf.” Apparently now the whole “crunchy-looking leaf” thing has turned into a minor facebook phenomenon; there are 30+ groups specifically involving crunchy-looking anything now, including faces, squirrels, ice, and beer bottles. More over, there is a group (albeit with only three members) called “umm yess… I am in three or more groups about crunchy leaves on facebook.”

Now the threat to individuality is so severe here, you can’t even think about leaves in the first place because there are facebook groups specifying everything from leaves right in front of you to going “significantly” out of the way to step on leaves, to not stepping on crunchy leaves even directly in your path to preferring pinecones or other flora, and then having a significant emotional reaction to falsely-crunchy leaves. If you’d previously thought about any minute aspect of this particular scenario—which is only even applicable when there are leaves around, say fall—it’s no longer a trait unique to you.

Though there are all sorts of things counter-balancing this particular loss of individuality—your friends will know more of your habits that you could ever name—it’s still hard to grasp how much the internet has really invaded all parts of our lives sometimes. This has become frighteningly even more true, as when finishing this post (which I wrote single spaced, so that I could double-space it at the end and feel like I did more) I came across the facebook group: Writing Papers Single Spaced First Makes My Double Spaced Result Climactic.